As some of you know, I am leaving my job today.
Over the past two weeks I have pretty much exhausted all the skiving opportunities to be had in this place including Post-It origami and forming a steel band with the filing cabinets.
Now I turn to you lovely lot to help me decide the best way of having my revenge on the petty, bitchy, inbred motherfathers in my office.
Suggestions on a virtual postcard please.
If you're gonna get an individual do what I did, stitch up the sleeves on their jackets. for the general office put boot polish on the ear part of the phone hand sets, then take out the cord from the base unit wrap tape round it and put it back in then when their phone rings and they lift it up not only do they get a black ear from the boot polish but will also think that they are getting strange phone calls. glue stationery to the desk. put some laxative (not very strong one) in the coffee jar!
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